December 2009
uhmm, going to bed soon.
NIGHT, my loves. hope you didn’t have a bad day like I did…
reblog with the first picture you get when you...
ashieesaurus:
beaubokan:
gracecarrr:
rollrightover:
billnye:
lol will anyone do this ;~;
http://blog.discoveryeducation.com/bsdbsd/files/2009/08/billnye.jpg
http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9a7825np1qzetoco1_500.jpg
http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks56osVxCC1qzg7j1o1_500.jpg
SO TYPICAL
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/35658171.jpg lol
...
OM NOM NOM.
paigethedinosaur:
thelovelybones:
glamfuck:jacquelynvanessa:warnthesun:
The rules: 1. Have NO life. 2. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with. 3. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion. 4. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. 5. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. 6. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a...
..I’m trying not to think about it too much because that makes it worse.
It’s...
– Part 2, page 74. (via tpobaw)
The Perks of Being A Wallflower.
(via unicourtney)
bold your shit
atticusfinch:
piniyopo:
mcgonagall:
ccbabcock:
sbergen:sarahoffman:
I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily.
My Appearance I’m shorter than 5’5. I wear...
November 2009
does anyone know the parent trap handshake?
ashieesaurus:
someone needs to teach it to me. i forgot it, and i can’t find my parent trap vhs.
yes. i have it on vhs.
youtube? i need to learn it too so Megan and I can truly have twin adventures in public
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
(via atticusfinch)
fmylife:
Today, I walked in on my sisters boyfriend masturbating in the bathroom at 3 am. He told me I didn’t have to leave. FML
LMFAO, that would be awesome :P
ipstick has a way of leaving more than just a mark on my sheets,
coloring my...
– (via yeuxdehibou)
So, my self-esteem was single-handedly ripped...
Alex: Hey, Megan, can I borrow that swimcap?
Leah: oh, uhm… I’m Leah, and sure you can
Alex: Really, I swear to God, I thought you were Megan
Leah: uhm, nope.
Alex: Well I thought Leah was the skinny one…
Leah: I AM Leah…
Alex: Oh.
Leah: Yes, I have gained weight, thanks for noticing.
Alex: oops.
Leah: My heart just went like this -breaking heart hands-
Alex: NO!...
so embarrassing moments today:
fell off the starting board in the pool at the meet; laughed at my the district
being told i shouldn’t be pround of what i did last newyears…(i’m not, kay?)
and uhm, looking like shit in a bathing suit.
so i changed the background on my school account...
i LOL’d