So, Leah’s fat. She’s going on a proper diet. She’s going to get skinny. How skinny? I don’t know. I want to do this the easy way, it’s so easy to starve. I don’t know any way so effective.
Orange Vodka + Chocolate Icecream.
I tripped over a fan in the Guard Office. I got called hot by my coworker. A little kid burped in my face and it smelled horrible. My teacher said he valued our relationship.
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Me and Kaylene went on an adventure.
We walked across the street down the path beside the old library, hooked our arms together and slid down to the bridge across the pond. Then we walked through the forest to the other pond with the swans and continued past the houses. We slid down a muddy hill and started across the rocky, muddy cornfield. The sun was low in the sky and everything glowed golden. We climbed through the field and...